{"id":31170,"date":"2013-08-31T09:18:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T05:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/?p=31170"},"modified":"2013-08-31T09:18:19","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T05:18:19","slug":"venezuelan-president-ridiculed-after-accidentally-saying-christ-multiplied-bread-and-penises-instead-of-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/en\/?p=31170","title":{"rendered":"Venezuelan president ridiculed after accidentally saying Christ multiplied bread and penises instead of fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Nicholas-Maduro.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-31168\" alt=\"Nicholas Maduro\" src=\"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Nicholas-Maduro.jpg\" width=\"306\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Nicholas-Maduro.jpg 306w, https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Nicholas-Maduro-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><\/a>Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro appeared to make a mistake of Biblical proportions this week &#8211; when he muddled a well-known religious quote and said Christ multiplied loaves and &#8216;penises&#8217;.<br \/>\nMaduro made the unfortunate error during a speech on education at the<br \/>\nMiranda stadium, in the country\u2019s capital, Caracas.<br \/>\nReferring to the iconic story of when Christ multiplied fish and loaves to feed the populace, Maduro said his government would help expand education in the country, &#8216;school by school, child by child, high school by high school, community by community \u2014 to embed ourselves in there.<br \/>\n&#8216;To multiply ourselves like Christ multiplied the penises \u2014 sorry, the fish \u2014 and the bread.&#8217;<br \/>\nThe Spanish word for &#8216;penises&#8217; (penes) is just one letter away from the word for &#8216;fish&#8217; (peces).<br \/>\nMaduro took over as interim president of Venezuela following the death of Hugo Chavez on March 5.<br \/>\nDespite only being in power for five months, Maduro has courted controversy on more than one occasion.<br \/>\nHe has been blamed for a toilet paper shortage throughout the country, apparently slept in Chavez&#8217;s mausoleum, has made a number of anti-gay slurs and offered asylum to NSA leaker Edward Snowden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro appeared to make a mistake of Biblical proportions this week &#8211;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":31168,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[224,155,137],"tags":[2145],"class_list":["post-31170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","category-other-countries","category-world","tag-venezuel","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/31168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}