{"id":55763,"date":"2013-12-03T11:20:35","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T07:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/?p=55763"},"modified":"2013-12-03T11:20:35","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T07:20:35","slug":"man-rings-999-after-getting-toilet-roll-holder-stuck-up-his-bottom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/en\/?p=55763","title":{"rendered":"Man rings 999 after getting toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rollholder.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-55760\" alt=\"Toilet roll holder designed by Ana Mir, the magazine \/ loo roll\" src=\"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rollholder.jpg\" width=\"446\" height=\"537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rollholder.jpg 446w, https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rollholder-249x300.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A man was forced to call the emergency services after a toilet roll holder got stuck up his bottom at his house in Newport, South Wales.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The unidentified man was reportedly unable to move and decided to dial 999 from his mobile phone.<\/p>\n<p>Firemen then removed the object, with paramedics providing medical attention at the scene.<\/p>\n<p>The Fire Brigades Union in Wales is quoted by the Mirror as saying: \u201dWe do have to deal with wacky things.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: \u201cI can\u2019t top that\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was forced to call the emergency services after a toilet roll holder got&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":55760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[146,224,137],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-europe","category-news","category-world","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55763\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/55760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive2.ankakh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}